Hi everyone! Time for another edition of Letterboxd Gems. As a reminder: every so often I’ll post particularly funny or entertaining Letterboxd reviews from movies I’ve seen recently. If you’ve never heard of Letterboxd, it’s like Goodreads but for movies (feel free to add me if you’d like!) and there are plenty of interesting reviews. I’ll usually sift through them after seeing a film, which is how I got the idea to share them! A lot of these reviews will have spoilers, so feel free to skip through only to films you’ve already seen if you’d like to avoid being spoiled.
The Resort [2021]
about 75 minutes too long.
letterboxd user waynewright
the best thing about this was that it was only and hour 15
the worst thing about this was that it was made
letterboxd user werodiinero
they spent literally half of the movie just getting to the resort
letterboxd user iovewitch
Candyman [1992]
If Candyman was real I would simply just not say his name 5 times in the mirror 😌
letterboxd user sapphicquinn
candyman’s catchphrase really should have been “i am beesed to meet you”
letterboxd user jay
Tony Todd’s voice is the 8th Wonder of the World
letterboxd user patrickhwillems
Malignant [2021]
maybe the real parasitic professor quirrell gemini brother was the friend we made along the way
letterboxd user tarantulini
and they were wombmates
letterboxd user jay
Idk guys, this seemed pretty benign to me.
letterboxd user billgriff
Sarah Ames-Foley 
I haven’t seen The Resort but I am CRYING at “they spent literally half of the movie just getting to the resort” LIKE THAT MOVIE IS SO SHORT TO BEGIN WITH WTF LOL
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LMAOOO Rachel it’s TRUE!!
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