Movie Reviews, Not Books

Letterboxd Gems XV

Hi everyone! Time for another edition of Letterboxd Gems. As a reminder: every so often I’ll post particularly funny or entertaining Letterboxd reviews from movies I’ve seen recently. If you’ve never heard of Letterboxd, it’s like Goodreads but for movies (feel free to add me if you’d like!) and there are plenty of interesting reviews. I’ll usually sift through them after seeing a film, which is how I got the idea to share them! A lot of these reviews will have spoilers, so feel free to skip through only to films you’ve already seen if you’d like to avoid being spoiled.

Alien [1979]

if you are going into space i think that you should leave your cat at home, he does not need the stress


tag yourself: I’m the one who’s literally risking their own life to find a cat


imagine a version of this where everything is exactly the same, except “the sound of silence” plays every time the alien appears


The Thing [1982]

would i trust kurt russell with my life? absolutely
would i trust kurt russell with my dog? not a chance in hell


my dog: *looks at me*

me: how do i know you’re not……… The Thing (1982)


a bit of a downer to watch this before embarking on a trip to Antarctica with my boys tomorrow


Umma [2022]

Gaga, ooh la-la


I’m sorry but that was the longest hour 23 minutes of my life.


Traumatized horror movie moms be like I AM YOUR MOTHER!” *gets possessed by some evil manifestation of their trauma*


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