Movie Reviews, Not Books

Letterboxd Gems XVI

Hi everyone! Time for another edition of Letterboxd Gems. As a reminder: every so often I’ll post particularly funny or entertaining Letterboxd reviews from movies I’ve seen recently. If you’ve never heard of Letterboxd, it’s like Goodreads but for movies (feel free to add me if you’d like!) and there are plenty of interesting reviews. I’ll usually sift through them after seeing a film, which is how I got the idea to share them! A lot of these reviews will have spoilers, so feel free to skip through only to films you’ve already seen if you’d like to avoid being spoiled.

No Exit [2022]

the nail gun was the main character


when the little girl opened tiktok but it was called klipklip instead………


A lot of rehab places let you leave if you sign a form saying you promise to try and rescue a kidnapped child.


Aliens [1986]

The most creative part of this was adding an “s” to the title.


probably would have liked this more if the cat had more screentime to be perfectly honest


Did the math, and I do believe, on a purely technical level, “Get away from her you bitch!” does in fact pass the Bechdel test.


Fresh [2022]

*fear of dating intensifies*


this would never happen to me because i have social anxiety


nooo Sebastian don’t be a cannibal ur so sexy aha


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