Movie Reviews, Not Books

Letterboxd Gems XII

Hi everyone! Time for another edition of Letterboxd Gems. As a reminder: every so often I’ll post particularly funny or entertaining Letterboxd reviews from movies I’ve seen recently. If you’ve never heard of Letterboxd, it’s like Goodreads but for movies (feel free to add me if you’d like!) and there are plenty of interesting reviews. I’ll usually sift through them after seeing a film, which is how I got the idea to share them! A lot of these reviews will have spoilers, so feel free to skip through only to films you’ve already seen if you’d like to avoid being spoiled.

You’re Next [2011]

erin went sicko mode on this one


the line “fuck me next to your dead mom then” outsold anything that mark twain ever wrote


This and Ready or Not are girlfriends


Benedetta [2021]

kind of wish i never watched this movie but also, good to know that jesus was a he/him lesbian


I just know that if this was distributed by a24 they would already be selling $40 hand carved wooden virgin mary dildos


if someone gave me 20 million dollars to make my fetish lesbian nun porn at least i would try to make it good


Scream 2 [1997]

shrek 2 would’ve ended that film theory class debate QUICK


sidney’s boyfriends are always ugly :/ all i am saying is that scream would be better if sidney was gay and in love with me :/


No cops at pride just Courtney Cox and Neve Campbell with their guns


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